La mattina a colazione, devo prendere una banana immergerla nello yogurt alla vaniglia e leccarla davanti a mio figlio, poi liberandomi della mia vest...glietta rosa trasparente, completamente nuda e con i tacchi devo riservare lo stesso trattamento fatto alla banana per il pene a quel punto eretto di mio figlio, fino a farlo eiaculare raccogliendo tutto lo sperma in un bicchiere e berlo fino all’ultima goccia. Mio figlio vuole che io abbia sempre un plug anale di 12 centimetri infilato nell’ano. The third guy up was their leadoff hitter, and he hadn't touched me all day. But with the count at 2-2, he tapped a weak little roller toward third base. It would have been a relatively easy play for Matt, at least at first base. But I dove for it, hoping to throw the guy out running to third. And once again I watched in agony as the ball ticked off the end of my glove.There was no chance for Matt to save me this time. The ball trickled across the third base line as the runner rounded third.. Bad Assed Swordsman right off the bat. I took my practice in ones and twos, one at a time. I survived, because that is what I do, and zombies are dumb. It was almost accidental, a consequence of their instinctive groping for sustenance that led me to start taking off the grabbers first, and then go for the lop. It was hard not to become proficient with that Bad-Ass sword!I loved my kewl sword, it was genius. A real killing machine, even in my inexpert hands. Sharper than a ginzu knife, and. Im gonna go to sleep. The other bed is blown up. Okay. Ill send him up. Its freezing upstairs. I grab my hoodie and put it on. I grab my phone, its Lisa. Theyre two minutes away. I cant wait to see her either. I grab my second tin from my ps3 bag and put in a lip. Naw, I dont feel bad about it. I get on ESPN, surf the news. I read my college emails. I look for emails from Cali schools, now that weeds legal there, those schools have been up there. I applied to all the big names because my grades.