She now started to slap my tits hard, sending them side to side, and then slapping down hard on them sending waves more of pain through me. “Tell m... what you like you fuckin’ piece of shit whore”. Despite the beating my tits were taking, “I love you beating my worthless shitty tits mistress” I cried out and harder came the blows to my tits. A quick look over at Jerry, “You like watching your whore’s tits beaten?” she asked Jerry. “OH fuck yeah man” he replied, “Beat her fuckin’ tits” he then. Oath did his best to parry the blows, as he didn’t have the strength to do another shoving match. He was losing ground, fast.“So all this time, you were just waiting for a chance to kill me? From the day we met?!”“Not at first, not until you came out to us as the baron’s son, but when I found out about the dungeon crab, it was perfect. I could use you to get the avenium, so no matter what, I’ll still become a noble!”Oath pulled away and reformed his stance, then went on the offensive. His. Sex was nowhere. How could I have sex with a body I didn’t love? A question I have always pondered was, “Did I ever truly love my wife?” I guess I did in some ways, just not the right ways for the wife.We argued about money, of course, and the kids, who I adore, even if the act of getting them was a chore.Then one day out of the blue, it happened. It was a Tuesday evening and she – I can’t really call her my wife anymore - gave me a beer and told me change was coming and I had to accept it!. Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?A: The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat?A: They are both SO close to water!Q: What.