Remember, no matter what outfit she chooses, her ass is never too big and her boobs always look great.Speaking of asses. If your wife is blocking your...view of the TV and you're missing the game, don't say a word. No matter what you say, all she's going to hear is, "Get your big fat ass out of the way. I'm missing my game."Calmly wait until she moves from blocking the TV and continue watching the game. If you missed anything important, you can always catch the replay or it will be on the eleven. Stop playing around.’ ‘Who’s playing?’ ‘Jordan.’ The warning in Barbara’s voice sent a shiver through Mercy’s spine. She knew that sometimes Jordan could take his teasing too far. Most of the time Jordan didn’t even treat Barbara like she was his mother- rather a friend to tease. And usually Barbara played along in kind. Truly, they did seem more like friends than mother and son, which was mostly due to big Barbara’s sense of humor. Still, Mercy knew when enough was enough. She sent a. B. MALE CHARACTER HAD CUSSED ME OUT WITHIN THAT BEING OF THE ATMOSPHERE FOR THE PREMISES OF PROPERTIES FOR THAT BEING OF THE VERY RELIGIOUS CHURCH THAT HE HIMSELF PASTORS, OR PRESIDES OVER, & OVER A MERE CELLPHONE, & AS THAT SACRILEDGES, OR BLASPHEMOUS DESTRUCTION OF A DISCIPLE'S TESTIMONY OF, OR IN CHRIST HAD HAPPENED WITHIN A BLACK NIGGA, OR NIGGER CHURCH OF ONE OF THOSE PHONEY CHURCHES BEING OF WHICH IS ONLY INTO THAT BEING OF THE GOSPLE, OR GOSPEL, OR MINISTRY STRICTLY FOR ONLY THAT BEING. She must be some woman. Mind you, if she actually gets Clare to help around the house maybe I need to meet her and find out just how she does it. She must be wonder woman at least. “Anyway Mum, I asked Sally over for Saturday afternoon. Is that OK?” "Clare, why don't we ask her Mum over as well so I can get to know her?" "Cool Mum, it would be really great if you were just like her." Ouch. That hurt I thought. Still at least I will get to meet this woman and maybe find out how she can get my.