. ?Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, “No, I Norwegian”✧ ✧ ✧A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th bi...thday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.‘About 32,’ is the reply.’‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter. They were the classic 'ski slopes'. I have never seen such pointed and shapely titties in all my life. The areolas were very puffy and the size of fifty cent coins. The color was rose pink. The nipples pointed straight out and up in front of her as though held by magic .The tits did not sag and were as smooth and perfectly shaped as I have ever seen. You ask me what size they were? I would say about a thirty two 'A or B'. As they say, more than a mouthful is a waste. They were the type of. Who cares)My name is Alex and It was on my stag night in Blackpool when it happened.The club we were in, had a hypnotist act on stage. He had done the obviouschicken hypnosis gag and finally he asked for one more volunteer. Mybestman-to-be leant across and lifted my elbow so my hand went into theair.Seconds later I was hauled up onto stage and sat in a chair.The hypnotist spoke to the audience, "I'm going to regress him back to hischildhood." He asked me to concentrate on his index finger as he. I am the last one to go. First was a girl playing the piano, i have to admit she was pretty, and good. Then a kid playing the guitar. Then Alexis and the cheer squad. And then there was a kid doing a science experiment. It blew up in his face. Then it was my turn. I put the Cd I made a couple days ago into the stereo system and turned it up i walked out on stage."Hi everybody. This is my first time singing in front of a lot of people. So go easy on me. This song is for a special lady in the.