‘We organised a little show for you James, your three best friends will arrive shortly and they’ll be the judges as we’ll do a Miss James contes...’.A red carpet gets rolled out over the path at the pool, big lights, my buddies arrive, smartly dressed.Lindsay starts, she’s girl number one. Tall, sporty, just like 25 years ago. She actually really is herself, as in those days. Her bathing suite is too big, the big firm boob shows from the side. She undresses like in the cabin, her butt with all. I almost chickened out but he promised to be real gentle. We went to different rooms. Hank ate me till I came. After I was good and wet he also used lub on his prick he slowly worked it into me. Gradually Doug started moving his monster in and out of me. I was in shock at how wonderful it felt to be probed so deep and stretched so wide. Soon I was having a string of never ending orgasms and yelling for him to fuck me harder and faster and deeper. Oh my God I was in heaven. I had never. "I would be mightly honoured to do that for ye"."As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If you would run all of these at once I would be most grateful and you can even use the jokegasm line, as awful as it may be.What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, and a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs..What would you call a Mexican. The man goes into his pocket and gives 20 euros to John. John says OK, you can put your dick in without a condom and spray our Slut full with your cum.The truck driver did not hesitate a second and sticks his huge dick in her cunt and starts ramming her very hard, grabs her hair and then screams loud and spray his cum deep into her cunt and pulls his dick out. The white sperm leaking from her cunt but long she cannot wait because Davy grabs her and puts his dick in her cunt. Also John fucks her.