I was hidden down in the basement with a bottle of vodka, trying through my double-vision to exorcise my lust for my little cousin. I listened as the ...ootsteps exiting trickled to an end, then listened to the steps of my wife coming down to drag me up to bed. I laid down on the couch and closed my eyes, waiting for my deliverance from a rough day.I heard her kneel beside me, then felt moist, hot lips on mine. She grabbed the vodka bottle out of my hand and I heard her take a swig, then a narrow. Most people go 2 a beach on the other side of the lake but we picnic and read on the grass under the trees. We're almost always alone.We watched the sun set, drank wine. I began 2 think how exciting it wud be 2 tie her up right there. Suggested it. Knew by her reaction that the notion excited her. The cords on the cooler wud work.She glanced round, sed Way 2 dangerous. I sed then lets go by those trees. Actually TO the tree.OMG. She started toward the woods. I grabbed the bungee cords. Ur crazy. He couldn't recall having mentionedsluts, fucking, or even, for that matter, breakfast."I....um..." It was you that said it!" came the ultra-confident response from theman in the dark suit. "'Five minutes away from the clubs and bars of thehigh street, romantic balcony off the bedroom, and just across thecorridor from a great kitchen with all modern appliances' if I recallcorrectly. Is that not what you said?" Well I don't precisely remember...." Sounds like a pretty good package to me,". ." Shut up! You stupid, lazy, worthless cunt! You have close to three hundred thousand dollars worth of coins on your coffee table right now. What the fuck was going through your empty head when you decided to steal something from a retired cop?!"I almost told him that we didn't know he was an ex cop. But that wouldn't really have mattered. I couldn't speak, though. I was shocked. I had no idea. I had been hoping that those coins were worth as much as four thousand dollars!He shook his head.