She gasps. Her breasts were oozing out and dripping with milk. Linda was lactating! I forgot that she gave birth fairly recently. "Luke I'm so sorry. ... totally forgot about that." I give her a naughty smile. "Don't apologize. I never said I didn't like it." Her breast milk tasted sweet and delicious. Linda was shocked. "You like my breast milk?" I nod. Linda giggles and then grabs her boobs. "Here baby." Linda squeezes her boobs repeatedly and drains her breasts in my face. Squirt after squirt. I called her a few days later and when she answered, she said, “This is really not a good time, Lee.” Did I miss something? I managed to keep her on the phone long enough to discover her old boyfriend and his kids were staying over.I remember saying something like, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” What I heard back was, “Why are you surprised, Lee, just because we had sex?” I was reminded of why we were divorced by that malicious statement!I was really pissed off but decided to head. "That's great!" I said and meant it. "I've always wanted a child, but wait! You said probably. What do you mean?" Well, there was another guy. Remember Sammy?" Hell yeah, Sammy! But I think he's married, although I'm not sure." James," Erin smiled, "I gotta tell you, it's gratifying to hear you say you've always wanted a child. But I haven't even begun to try and determine the father yet."A sparkle appeared in Erin's eyes that hadn't been there a moment before. Throwing her arms around me and. Analyzing the ingredients, he thought he was ready to try. Pork, beef, mustard seed and mustard powder, salt ... kosher is best ... no iodine. It didn’t taste right. The Smell was right though.Humming to himself, he tried again ... Ah ... dill weed ... a bunch, missed that the first time ... a trace of apple cider vinegar, water, corn starch, milk, Still wasn’t it. He cheated ... looked it up on the internet.“Starter Culture? What in the Hell is that? Ah ... secret ingredient ... I hate it when.