.It's called a Wedding Cake.11 Why do men die before their wives?Because they want to.Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select f...w women who don't own a gun.These glorious insults are from an era before the English language becameboiled down to four-letter words.* A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."* "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."* "He had. She let out a totally involuntary scream and clutched at herself to protect her tits. You dirty, fucking whore, I sneered as I looked down on her in her anguish. She saw that I was about to unleash another blow and she frantically told me to wait just a moment until she caught her breath. Fucking Christ! I nearly blew my load at the thought that she was so willing to take more of my flogging. After just a moment rubbing her tits, she moved her hands away and waited cringingly. Ready? I asked.. Her face and neck were still flush with sexual excitement. She looked up at Maddie and tears dripped from the corners of her eyes. "I ... I don't know what to say. You're such a wonderful person. I don't know how I could have ever killed our friendship and screwed you over like that. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me."Maddie felt a twinge of guilt, and then quickly quashed it. Beth was still the same little bitch, only now she was a little bitch under the influence of the charm. Maddie decided. . Joxe is now the Acting or Interim President of France? Who the hell ever heard of him?” Ronald asked me out of curiosity as Annette leaned over in his direction just enough to tease him with her cleavage.“No one outside of France, of course. Then again, whoever heard of Jürgen Möllemann, but he’s the new Acting Chancellor of Germany, succeeding Helmut Kohl just as Joxe has with Francois Mitterand. The key difference being that a new Presidential election in France is mandatory between twenty.