One of us, I forget whom, suggested we go on the usual pub crawl in drag. We laughed and laughed and laughed, before laughing about some doofus who f...ll into a swimming pool on some blooper show on TV. And then we laughed some more.A couple of days later, while sober, we remembered the conversation about dressing up like girls and laughed some more. And then it got funnier, because Todd suggested we really do it. Like, seriously. And by that I mean, not just throw on dresses and half-ass. Fir maine unke pairo ko apne kandhe par lekar 15 minutes tak choda ab to use or bhi maja ane laga tha. Usi bich vo ek baar jhad bhi chuki thi par main thak ne wala nahi tha fir maine unko doggy style me hone ko kaha or unko pichhe se or jor jor se chodne laga unki gaand dekhkar chodne ka maja badh gya tha or unki gaand bhi marni thi par 10 minutes baad hum dono sath me jhad gaye or thak kar main unke upar hi let gaya.Fir thodi der batey karte karte hum so gaye. Subah jab 6 baje utha to maine. ‘Pop’, ‘pop’, ‘pop’ and we were all (I assumed) standing next to our beds.We WERE but our beds were empty. (At least mine was.)Just as I was headed down to the kitchen, Mary and Sarah met me at the bedroom door.I had to ask,” Why aren’t you ladies asleep?”Mary whispered, pointing to CJ’s crib, “No way could we sleep until we knew you guys were safe!”“Sorry,” I whispered, “it wasn’t really all that scary, honest. The scariest thing was being afraid we’d run out of ‘pops’. We’re planning on. People seem to believe that the thing is cursed. As you can see, from those papers, there have been several murders involving previous owners. You have been a good customer and it is only fair I tell you what I have heard that isn't in the documentation."Mind you what I have heard is only second hand and comes only from the woman that sold me the talisman. She knew something about the things past, which was never written down on paper. I am sure that it is a lot of superstitious nonsense, but.