"She walked to the door and locked it. The curtains were closed already. "You promise you won't tell anyone?" Yes, I promise." I said.She slowly remov...d her hands revealing her large breasts and big erect nipples. I got an erection right then and there. She then pulled down her panties showing me a bit of pubic hair around her vagina. I stared in awe.She smiled, "How do you like em'?"My erection was just to much, I had to find another excuse. "Just so you wouldn't be embaressed alone..."I. More sounds...buttons? Oh that was a zipper. I keep my face and body still even as I fight the urge to smile...and to touch myself. My urge dampened as I make out a footfall. Bare feet, like a cat padding on carpet, you can hear if they're not careful, or in her case, in a hurry. Naked, the room's coolness touches her and now she heads for the warmth of the bed...my warmth. The tiniest of scrapes, followed by a sudden oomph as she launches and lands on the bed. I'm trapped under the covers with. And the winners are:1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.6. Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks. .." Steve was halted by Penny's elbow."Oww, look that could get to be habit forming. Sorry, she's just a babe, no competition for you though, Penny." I know," Penny smiled.The trouble was Penny wasn't seeing Toni as competition, not any more. No, new disturbing thoughts were running through Penny's over excited mind. Penny did not like this; no, she did not like it at all.The lecture ended, and the sound of rustling papers filled the theatre."Come on dreamer, let's get a coffee," said.