She shrieked into Vitelli's horrified face:My loving son, flesh of my flesh, fruit of my womb, see how you have repaid your mother! See how you betray...d me with your spying, your betrayal, your cold selfishness. You exposed me to your father! He had us slaughtered, a sword run through us while joined upon our forbidden bed. See the condemnation you heaped upon us, my son!Vitelli tried to close his eyes. They would not. He tried to raise his hands to cover his eyes. They remained frozen at the. “Ben, this isn’t what I signed up for. You can’t do this!” I whisper. But he just moves to the other side and starts cutting down that side and then with flourish he grabs the back of my shorts and pulls them down and through my spread legs. I look down in shock as the café gives applause for the show. I am now wearing a t-shirt and a pair of pink bikini panties with sparkly sequins on the front panel. With my legs spread apart, my legs and hips are on prominent display.I go deep red as. I suspected a plot was afoot.Jen continued, “I’ve been staying in a cheap motel for a week. I just couldn’t stay away! I called Deb for help, and she told me she had a dream, and that you might be willing to help ... me. Oh, Dave, I’ll do anything! I’ve lost everything! I’m lost!I said, “Jen, I want you to answer some questions truthfully for me. It’s important, though they may be very personal or sound silly. Will you do that for me?”“Yes, I promise! Ask anything!”“Have you ever loved me?” I. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!This one is compliments of chuckMinnesota Phone CompanyThere was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of twoNorwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys.So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most.