’“Listen to me when I tell you this: we’re all gay; it’s just to what extent are you gay.”He goes, “That’s bullshit. I ain’t gay at al....”I’m like, “Yeah you are, and I’ll prove it to you.”He goes, “Fine. Prove it.”I’m like, “Alright. Do you like porn?”He goes, “Yeah, I love porn. You know that.”I’m like, “Do you only watch scenes with two women together?”“No, I watch a man and a woman making love.”“Do you like the guy to have a small, half-flaccid penis?”He goes, “No, I like big, hard,. The worst fucking boring stories begin with “As I look back over the years”. You hear that? Run, don’t walk, skedaddle out of there before you brain is mushed into overcooked oatmeal.This ain’t no shit! EROS is clear of the traffic lanes, with clear horizons and no blips marring the radar screens. Captain Laura dismissed the extra lookouts for the time being. Hope we didn’t run over anything. Nobody was on watch on the bridge. Laura and I rutted on the deck. After two back to back marathon. I met up with Jack to give him the keys to the storage facility and several boxes of Donnas' things that I had sorted out that I thought she might need.My last full day in town, I met with my attorney to go over a few things. Donna had finally contacted a divorce attorney who had called him. She was still insisting she didn't want a divorce and wanted to try marriage counseling. I firmly told him 'No' and to press on.On Friday I packed up the pick-up and a u-haul trailer with the last of my. "Well I did wait until Mom was on her third glass of wine before I brought up the subject. She seemed happy to get it off of her chest. And I thought that it was an enlightening subject for me. I have always wondered what a spanking would feel like."Gramps erection was as hard as it had been in a long time. Still not the rock hardness of his youth but a substantial erection never the less. "So what are you saying Chrissy?" Would you spank me Gramps, so I can feel first hand what this is all.