"Hailey smiled. "It was sort of fun, except for all those flashes. At least Morty should be happy about that."The door closed and Morty walked in. He ...asn't smiling. He set his briefcase down as Don sat back down, pulling Hailey down beside him."So, do you want the bad news or the worse news?" Morty asked Don.Don shrugged. Morty opened his briefcase and laid four tabloids on the coffee table in front of Don, Hailey and Stix. Wes was over by the window talking to Leslie on the phone.Stix. I can’t believe how much she looks like me. We could be identical twins! Dad must have liked her. The movie turned me on a lot too. When it ended, I picked up dad’s phone and called Jerri. After all that happened today, I’m feeling very, very horny.The phone rang a couple times before she picked up and said, “Hello.”“Hi,” I said nervously.“Hi, is that you Jennifer?”“Yes ma’am it’s me.”“Oh my God! I didn’t think you would call, at least not this soon.”“I’m sorry.”“Oh my goodness Jennifer, don’t. ‘Besides, Alek, it’s not like she’d believe it anyways.’ Continuing to shake my head, I stood up and greeted Alissa properly, giving her a hug and a smack on the ass, delighting in the green plaster handprint that it left on her gym shorts. ‘So what brings you over here during the middle of the day anyways? I can’t remember the last time you were even awake by this hour.’ ‘Techincally speaking I’m not awake at this hour, I’m still awake at this hour…meaning that I never actually went to sleep,. — Yes, I'll let you speak to them. I think you should have a little talk with the two of them." She reached out and Doreen grabbed the phone."Hi, Bettsy baby. Guess what. I'm preggers.— No. It was your evil little brother.— Well, you know. The usual way.— No, I'm not mad at him.— Married?" Doreen turned to me. "You didn't bring me up here to marry me, did you?" I shook my head. "Definitely not getting married.— Well, what are they going to do with the other fifteen when they get pregnant? They.