If news about us got out there would be no doubt that we would have to move, Stephanie and Chris too, just for being associated with us and also being...brother and sister people would make that assumption they were screwing each other too. I was so lost in thought I almost didn’t notice dad leaning up against the wall.“Ten minutes I’ve been standing here. You didn’t move so much as an inch,” dad said.“Hey dad, a lot going on right now.”“Compared to world hunger, war, global warming, I’d say not.. " she said, sniffing loudly and making it clear that she'd been crying, "It must have been very unpleasant. I shudder when I think of the pictures you must have been looking at," she laughed weakly."Some of it was, yes, but it wasn't too bad when I related it directly to you. I have to admit that I learned a lot though, and most, if not all, of the positions I discovered in the Kama Sutra would be applicable regardless of gender." Is that so?" she sounded intrigued now."Yes, there are several. I score ten points in our league table as Ms S is copping a stare and going a little red faced. She's shifting uneasily on her chair. Marie Taylor, next to me, is stifling a giggle with her hanky.Boring, boring, announcements and class changes are droned out. Our gym mistress Ms Donna Magee is back after a long spell off with an injury which means we loose our stand- in gym mistress, the gorgeous Ms Heather Kane, on whom just about every girl in the school has a massive crush though she doesn't. He was happy to start again as my gardener, and we wandered round the garden as he talked, he, saying how well we had managed,I said, “I had a boy from the village who had been engaged to do the heavy work on Saturdays only, young mark from the old schoolhouse and he was to leave all the strenuous stuff to him.” Joe said he was a good choice as he was a good lad a keen gardener and would be quick to learn. But the rest was down to him as head gardener, and welcome home… the old boy was tickled.