"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the ...arking lot."OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokesThese are compliments of DennisThe North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.Department of Labor. ’ ‘You’re crazy, Stan, but I’ve got a use for this,’ I said as I gripped his hard cock and moved up over him and gave him a fucking. Yes, I was turned-on, my pussy wanted action even though I’d had a quite nice screw just a while earlier. The next morning, Stan watched as I got dressed. No panties, no bra, peasant blouse that tended to dip open whenever I bent forward even the slightest. And a skirt that just came below my pussy and butt cheeks. I may be over fifty but I was looking pretty. She just stretched over me, still keeping my lund in her, closed her eyes and rested her head on my chest. I told her, “let us freshen up and do the rest while taking bath together.” She agreed and got up, took a napkin and wiped my lund. But before she moved off the bed, she took my lund in her mouth and started sucking. It was sheer bliss. I never had such experience. I was feeling very elated with the thought of having such a beautiful female for my pleasure. We had tea and the went for. " I said sure. We were getting ready to head back up to the cabin at around 10pm, when we heard gunshots, we decided to run up the path really fast and hide in the cabin, so we did. We were only in the cabin for about five minutes when there was a knock at the door. We were too scared to answer until a voice said "open up it's the police." We opened the door to see an officer who had his partner waiting in the car. He opens up by saying "Hi guys, there's been a murder in the.