“My name is David Jones, for those who don’t already know me. Many of you are doing a great job here, busting your ass day in and day out for a fe... dollars an hour plus tips or a mediocre hourly wage barely above the minimum. Since I am here, I thought I would take a few minutes to talk to you all about some significant changes to pay,” I said and let them groan. “I won’t go into the details of how, but I get ten percent of the restaurant’s net profits each day. I know what many of you are. He looked up at her.“It’s real,” she said.“It says, ‘Fake ID for entertainment purposes only.’ This can’t be real.”“Of course it is. They all say that.”“They do?”“Who would put the words ‘Fake ID’ on a fake ID? It doesn’t make sense. If it were fake it would say something like ‘Real ID’ or ‘Genuine ID’ or ‘THE ID,’ you know, like the names people use on Twitter.” Reba smiled at him with her brilliant white teeth. The contrast with her red hair hurt his eyes. He’d never seen a redhead who was so. Fir usne mujhse meri kahani poochi aur meri wife ke baare me poocha to Maine bataya ki ek car accident me wo chal basi aur mai akela reh gaya hu ye sun ke usne poocha ki aapne doosra nikah kyu nh kiya to Maine kaha ki mai ab nikaah nahi karunga .Uske baad Maine bola ki chalo mai tumhe tumhare ghar choad deta hu to wo boli theek hai fir mai use le ke uske ghar aa gaya uska ghar ek jhuugi basti me tha jhuggi ke bhar Maine gaadi roak Di fir wo boli sahab andar nahi aaoge meri Behan bhut kush hogi. "Don't you want to behealthy, happy, and sexy for the rest of your life?" She looked up athim. He was smiling - a rare sight."But does it have to be Shania, Mark?" whined Jessica."Yes. You get Tom; I get Shania. And we both get a healthy life andsomething to really put the spark back into our marriage. Just think ofthe sex we'll have!"She caved. "Okay, Mark. Go for it."Mark brimmed with enthusiasm and composed himself. "Huji! I'm ready tomake my wish!" Most excellent, Master! Proceed at the.