We took turns on finding places to go. It was only two weeks before our wedding when Howard said he found a nightclub that he thought would be fun. We...all got dressed up and went to Howard’s place of choice. It was a really big nightclub that would hold hundreds of people. We started off with dinner and drinks. Everything was fine until I saw a sign posted. At ten o’clock they were going to have a wet t-shirt contest. It made me think of Jen saying she won one in college. We danced and drank. I awoke some time ago and it was tenting your shorts. I could not help myself, especially after Trina told me of the time, she sucked you while you were asleep in the tub.”I could not believe my ears, the vivid dream I had had, had been - in part real. The woman in the dream may have been a figment of my imagination, but the feeling of lips around me until I unloaded my seed had been real. I would have to talk to Trina about it when we returned home.“She told Violet later that evening, before. Dr. Shlong moves towards the A.S.S and begin the count down. "1....2.....3!" He slams down hard on the button, but a terrible accident happens. See dear reader, there were TWO beam buttons. One would beam an invitation of peace, unity and fellowship. The other beamed Dr. Shlong's long catalog of ebony BBW and Big Bottomed BBW porn. Dr. Shlong being the most clumsy man on the planet of course, hit the right button and sent the correct message out to space. The End.OR WAS IT?!No see the signal. So long as I cover up well, I am usually just ignored, other than people noticing my height. My physical presence usually discourages any further investigation.As I was making my way home, I heard a commotion in an alleyway, a lot of shouting, with the odd high pitched scream. I went to investigate, finding a group of 10 or 20 men attacking a young hybrid girl about my own age. I didn't know how she had ended up in this part of town. I would have thought anyone would know better than to come.