I think I'm going to go borrow Jessica’s rottie dog to keep me company this weekend." "Angel? Maybe it's some secret admirer! Oh, how exciting! You ...now, you've been alone too long. You're seeing conspiracy theories on the news... " I could hear the teasing in her voice. "And your husband needs to pay more attention to you so you can stop reading those trashy romance novels!" I rebutted. We chatted a bit more before promising to meet up for breakfast with the girls. She'd call half and I'd call. I'm not sure if she knew, though I'm pretty sure she did, but I had used it a few times myself practicing my own routines. Like I said, I still had an interest in doing the job myself and if I ever got the chance I wanted to make sure I was ready.I finally got my chance to see her strip on my eighteenth birthday. Since we were never worried about money, I basically had everything I wanted. Mom always found it hard to shop for me, so she often asked me what I wanted for Christmas or my birthday.. You respect me, and I know that."She looked around. No one was in sight. "Can you hold me close now? No one is here to see?" Sure."With that, she melted into his arms. Her just beginning to mature body now molded softly into his. The pleasure and love she always brought out of him came flooding into his heart.For long moments they just held each other, saying nothing. Eventually, she pulled away a little and looked up into his eyes."I hope this means that when we are alone, you'll still treat. ”The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her Hands.The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!...The husband became 92 years old.The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful.