John GlennWhen the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we ...pened them we had the Bible and they had the land. Desmond TutuAmerica is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. David LettermanI’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I’m a billionaire. Howard HughesAfter the game, the King and the. But we used condom we weren’t ready for the Parenthood.After a couple months.I was sick but I went to office.And afternoon I was so sick I couldn’t work.I took the excuse and went home.I found RJ’s bike on the way.I pulled my car and quietly walked to my house.I peeped through the kitchen window and to my horror I saw him pounding his dick into her vagina. I did not know what to do.He rammed his eight inch cock into her. His face buried in her boobsI could see her face in ecstasy.I could not. "However, I figured it'd be a nice littleevent to tape, so here I am. I also put one of your mind-controlly maskson Jeanne, just so she would stay out of my way, but...looking at hernow, I probably should have been using the tentacles. They'd be so muchhotter. Isn't that right Jeanne?"Andrea moved to the side and let Jeanne into the frame. Unlike Andrea,whose attire consisted of makeup, a pleasant jeweled necklace, and ashort dress (which made her massive cock very visible); Jeanne was. Small and sexy and unbearably cute. I wanted to marry her."Yeah. Sex should be messy," Tori told me seriously. "Come on, standup ... We'll shave by the sink, it'll be easier anyway."I looked down at my now flaccid cock and balls with a little frown. I'd forgotten about the shaving part too and I wasn't sure I wanted a razor touching me there. It had taken me fifteen years to grow hair someplace other than the top of my head and I'd been kind of happy when it happened. Like having pubic hair.