The toy measured an impressive twelve inches in length by two inches in width. It was one of the largest such toys on the market and now it was mine. ...ll mine. Uh-oh! I muttered when I realized a few things. First of all, my plan to unpack my newest toy to help me focus on my work had totally failed. That was what brought me to my next realization. I was horny. Believe it or not, the sight of a vibrator turned me on. Or maybe it was the thought of what I could do with it. Whatever, the reason,. . huh? "Unstable explosives, so do be careful old chap!"This is still early enough in the morning that the flashing red lights on the police car is lighting up the storefront. A police officer comes up to the scene and the Brit coolly opens the armored glass window. "Hey, buddy, get your ass down from there, you're under arrest!" Officer, I assure you that I was not driving this machine when it encountered yon window. However, as I am a serving officer of Her Majesty's armed forces, I shall. "Becky told me her new oven hasn't been delivered yet. She was going to throw some hot-dogs on her barbeque, but can't seem to get it lit for some reason, so she came over to see if you'd be willing to look at it for her."Craig opened his mouth to speak."I've already told her you would. But not today. Told her she'd be staying for dinner since we're already planning on barbequing, and something a hell of a lot better than hot-dogs."Once again Craig started to speak."I asked your wife what I. I laughed. "I was busy ordering you new outfits. Plus! It's up to me when I answer my door. Maybe I should order a maids costume and have you answer my door. That would be better. There my vacuum. a mop, and bucket. You can start in the kitchen first. Clean off the granite top to my counter first. It still smells in there from you the other night. Then work your way around. When your done. If I am not watching you. Come find me and I will inspect your work. Now move it!" I said.