You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression-OR-You can retire to Michigan where...1. You only h...ve three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.-OR-You can retire to The Deep South where...1. You can rent a movie and. Don't worry about anyone else…" His hand had rubbed against the back of my neck and glided into my hair encouragingly. I didn't need it. His words turned into a low groan. I moved forward and in one magnificent, triumphant lick, my tongue drew across my first cock as I tasted its sweaty saltiness, its raw power. I liked it. He started giving me some instruction, but I had some idea of what I wanted to do."Wrap your lips around the head." I stuffed its girth into my mouth and sucked hard. I. I looked away cursing myself mentally. Still after all these years I can’t control myself around him. I shouldn’t feel like he was about to kiss me every time his lips move... “So just casual sex then?” he asked, breaking my train of thoughts. I didn’t know I could get any redder, but my face felt like it burst into flame. I choked, and coughed into my napkin, grateful for the excuse to hide my scarlet complexion. He waited, watching me, as I pressed my glass to my face hoping the ice would. Mai itna excited tha soch soch ke, aunty ko imagine karke maine biwi ki hi jungle chudai kari.Aakhir wo din aa hi gaya. Mai dopahar me office se chutti leke aunty ke ghar pahonch. Bell bajayi aur aunty ne darwaza khola. Unhe dekh ke mai pagal ho gaya. Unhone light cream color haji cotton (baniyan ka kapda) ki short sleeves nighty pehani thi, neeche ek slit tha jahan se unke ek per dikh raha tha. Nighty unke pure badan ko chipki hui thi…wo is kadar chipki thi unke badan se ki unke dono boobs ki.