None wanted parrot or mynaBird, and none sought the ring of gold,Not if the truth is to be told,Nor e'en all the tea in China,And, no, they wanted not...women;They wanted what all men most want,Which is not breasts or ass or cunt--They wanted to be number one!To make the contest more a sport,There was but one stipulation,A very simple condition:Carve one such as the gods would court,Fighting among themselves to woo,A man or woman more beautifulThan any other Earth's mortal,And make the statue. I knew it was perfect. I looked at the price tag. $150.00. ‘Well Hawk is worth it.’ I told myself as I walked into the shop. 10 minutes later I walked out of the store with the clock wrapped up and under my arm. It was a cold day so I decided to stop off at Frankie’s coffee shop for a latte before I headed for home. I was standing in line when I heard someone call my name. Turning around I saw someone I hadn’t seen in over seven years and hoped to never see again. ‘I thought that was you.’. We ordered some Chinese food, I don’t even remember what, not that it matters. When we carried our food to the table, Jacqui didn’t touch it, she was close to tears instead. She told me, “You remember after we spent that first night together, I told you I was hoping to be a manager?” “Yeah, I remember that.” “Well, this afternoon I was offered a manager’s position.” I was confused. She’d been offered the position she was dreaming about but was this distraught over it? I asked her,. We were in Hamburg, Germany for a long weekend, and had done the sights and still had two days to go. Shaila actually suggested we want to visit the Reeperbahn and maybe go to a Sex Cinema to while away the afternoon and early evening. After our last experiences I could tell she was up for it, so readily agreed.We spent some time in the Reeperbahn going through the Adult stores, looking at the magazines and having a laugh at some of the toys and wondering about the uses and effectiveness of.