Handing The Landlord his drink, I sat on the second couch using the same method he was.The topic of conversation changed immediately; he asked me how ...y love life was.I told him that a few weeks ago I had an online hookup with a chick but it might have been a once off. I was referring to my online hookup with a cute little twink; I’ve often done that in the past when mates ask about my sexual adventures, I pretend it was a girl instead of a guy.The Landlord asked me if that was two weeks ago,. You know it’s not possible to argue someone into believing. You told me about the debates you had with the Communists before you and grandma fled Russia. Did you have any luck convincing even one of them?”“No,” he sighed. “Much to the detriment of Russia. It was not that that Tsars were perfect, far from it, but the exchange of Tsars for Lenin and Stalin was a bad exchange for Russia, and a worse one for the Holy Church. If this girl is not a suitable wife, I wonder why then you are with her. Rick agreed with a laugh, and soon we announced that we wanted to run over to a nearby sports bar to checkup on ESPN and see what our MLB counterparts were up to. The ladies all shoved us out the door with strict orders to go have some fun and drink too much, and not come home anytime early. We agreed to do so, and we left. We nursed a few beers and watched a little ESPN on satellite TV at Ricks flat downstairs and watched the clock like eagles, but our mandated hour never seemed to end. At. I freaked out and jumped up and started running for the kitchen. Audrey grabbed my arm and pulled me back down to her feet. I cringed in fear as I hid behind Audrey. It was one thing for Audrey to see me dressed in panties but for someone else, no way. "This is Elaine, she's here because I told her how good you was with your tongue." I looked up at Audrey, then peeked around Audrey's ass to look at Elaine. I couldn't help but notice her long tan legs and big boobs. Her blonde hair was in a.