....Mum said,"geez, no wonder I got covered the other week".I just looked at her with a blank expression...She then went on to tell me that she had ca...ght me masturbating at my desk, and my sperm had flew all the way back to my doorway, covering her nightie."Oh" I said. "I'm sorry Mum"."Honey, no need to apologise, just make sure you include me next time, ok?", was all she said.Once we all settled down, we went inside to have dinner.Sitting at the table after we all got changed, A.Helen sat. “Of which vertu engendred is the flour” as her frail ol’ Granny Smith used to say. The girl smiled at the dear memory. "With some April showers… I miss you Granny... look down on me." She asked as she paused in a contemplation that took no more time than a missed step."Zip. Pow! Done!" she bellowed, jabbing her fist upward in a power salute. “I’ll be home tomorrow!” She snapped her notebook closed and plunked it into the backpack. "Hallelujah!" The echo from the Big Rock was the last. 5 inch lamba hai ab sidhe story pe aatey hai baat us time ki hai jab me callage karta tha mere pass koi vehicle nahi tha to me public transport se callge aata jata thaEk din me bus me chadha to bahot bhir thi aadmi muskil se saas le sake esi bhir to me ek jagah khara hua to me jnha khara tha vnha paas k seat me ek 35 year ki aunty bethi thi to me khara tha mere man me koi bhi galat vichar nahi tha but jese jese bus aage jati bhir badhti jati to me us aunty ko ek dum chipak k kahara tha bhir ki. Through long and bitter (well, not that bitter) experience, I had learned to do the smell check as the very last step for bedtime. You know, you grab them underneath the armpits, lift them up and put their nether regions in front of your nose ... and smell. Don't forget that last step. So I did the smell test and ... oh crap!Well, you know, accidents do happen. Like I say, I've done this before so first I got out everything I needed and then I started changing her diaper. Only one problem, when.