So keep a box of tissue by your side.As you all know my maid who I started referring as Surekha RANI(queen) has started to mate with me and the night ...he chawl girls took me to her house for my suhagrat. I was about to drink the milk when I saw my Rani coming out of the bathroom saying“Shama k papa, ab dudh mein pilaungi.. Pir neeche se kheer aap nikalna mere andhar” (I’ll feed my the milk in my way and then your supposed to ejaculate your cream inside me). She was stark naked and asked me to. A few years ago, I was married (I should saynot so happily). My wife and I were having problems and she was nolonger coming home in the evenings. Most nights she stayed over at afriend's house. I later found out that the real reason was so that shecould visit her boyfriend, but that is another story. After she stoppedcoming home every night, I began feeling those great urges come backagain. Those fun but guilty feelings that you just have to do something.You have to feel those feminine. When I call, you come in and take some photos." Just so she doesn't break my camera with that ugly bod of hers." Hey, you just gotta photograph her. I'm the one who'll be screwing her." He patted his crotch and laughed. "'Little Gordo' will never forgive me for what I'm gonna be doing to him." He looked at the names on the doors as they passed. "Hey, here we are."Gordo knocked on the office door."Come in," came a pleasant alto voice from inside.Gordo went in. Professor Mattachek was sitting at. He wasn’t paying attention, best he can say is it was small and white. He told me, like in kind of confidence, that he thought you got scared and that’s why you ran. And it could have been that way, too, nothing ­really suspicious there. So that far you’re clear.”“Any more?” I ask.“Yeah, here,” he says, handling me a folded-up newspaper. It’s a small-town biweekly, but we hit the right day, it’s on the front page, Would-Be Carjacker Arrested.I scan the article quickly. The “suspect” seems to.