And we're gonna find out once and for all whether you're as big as you say you are."I was totally embarrassed by this. "Wait a minute! I'm not saying ... have some monster tool, or whatever, I'm just saying it's wide at the bottom." Manny nodded. "Fair enough. I don't care if you have a one inch dick, like that Chinese k** who whipped it out to take a leak in the bushes at the block party last week. But even if it is an inch long, when it's hard it better be at least two inches wide at the base.. "The latter as she now faced me, her hands on my shoulder.I was startled. Yes I had broken my back some thirty and odd years earlier, but I'd certainly never told anyone in this Company. Letting Personnel know at a job interview that you've had a broken back in the past can do strange things for your future employment prospects.Absentmindedly she said, "I need to give you a longer session of treatment for that," then more assertively, "what are you doing this evening?"She had apologised when. This is for the first time” “I used to get some unusual hardness sometimes which I thought is a natural phenomenon”“Oh poor Monty, don’t you know what it means when you get a hard-on. Don’t you know anything about sex?”He faced his face down and confessed “No mom, I am not aware”“Ok, let me put it this way. First thing, you don’t worry about that white fluid coming out. I shall explain you everything about that. Now, tell me do you get erection, when you see some nude lady?”“Yes, I guess”“What. Then it took a bit of wriggling and dragging to get them down over her hips without taking her underwear down with them. Eventually I had Mum’s sweatpants pooled around her ankles. They weren’t going to come off over her shoes, but I had a plan for that.I tucked the kitchen chair in behind Mum’s knees and grasped her shoulders.“Sit, Mum!” I ordered. “Sit down now.”With me tugging her down and some extra help from Tara, we soon had Mum sitting on the chair. Given that Mum never let go of her,.