"I dunno, the other day. Who cares?" You're supposed to stay away from her!" Shut-up," I whispered. "You're gonna get us in trouble." So you're like s...alking her or something, huh?" I gotta go." I started grabbing my books.I had visions of being sent to the principal's office for something stupid like talking in the library. He'd call my dad, who would be busy with a patient, so then he'd call my mom in the middle of her important meeting, and I'd be dead. All because of Randy."Just stay away. I’m a lightbulb, look at me I’m a light bulb.”The foreman sees him and shouts “Paddy ... You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick says Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2. Again I poured the oils into my hands and started to massage his legs but this time my hand went right up the side of his panty touching his love muscle which gave me an instant boner.As Ron laid there I stared at his cock and again ran my hand inside his panty only this time I grabbed him,he didn't move an inch and I started to stroke his cock,he gave out a soft moan as I continued to squeeze his cock. With my other hand I pulled away his panty to reveals his balls and sack and started on his. " He was floundering; his mouth opening and closing like a recently landedfish, his eyes stuck on the movement of my hand along my thigh. "... they're new; my stockings and when you first get them they'rereally smooth and, well, I just like to feel how soft and silky they are, and ..." "Would you like to go out with me? For a drink or something. You know.One day after work, perhaps?" A scattergun of words punctuated by deep breaths. "I don't know, Stephen. " A mischievous smile. "Would you like.