Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart...D...ar Mrs. Harris,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms. “Good Morning, Slut,” Claire greeted me.“Good Morning, Ma’am,” I greeted her back.“Ready for a big day?” She asked me.“I think so,” I replied.She came closer to me and slapped me on my face.“Don’t think,” she said grabbing my cheeks with her hand, “Now, tell me, are you ready for a big day?” She asked again squeezing my cheeks between her palm.“Yes, Ma’am,” I replied with my mouth squeezed between her palms as she released me after hearing my answer.“Good, now go have your breakfast,” she said. We’d found a ford and we’d crossed it to the other side of the stream. We’d swept the opposite bank for any sign of human activity. We didn’t find any. Eventually we ended up in another narrow valley that ran perpendicular to the sloping land and towards the distant river. We stopped there to rest and eat.“Do we go on?” Tonko asked as he sat down on his camp stool, chewing on a piece of dried venison as he spoke.Yes, we’d packed camp stools with us. We had a packhorse and the way I’d seen it as. Nina stayed an arm's length away from him in an effort to keep herself at least half dry.She picked up the shower gel that Stephen's family had provided from home. Nina applied a small amount to her hand and placed the bottle on the floor.With both hands, she began to apply the gel to his body. Expecting half it of it slide onto the floor, it somehow stuck to his wet skin. Her touch was very gentle as she was so used to dealing with patients with operational scars and injuries. She rubbed all.