" But we haven't done it successfully yet. Look, I'll make a deal withyou, we'll stop after we have matched what that couple on TV did, andthe faster ...e do, the faster we can engage in other activities suitablefor the bed, agreed?"The thought of sex got him back into bed. As soon as I gave the signalwe quickly stripped and wiggled into the others clothes. This time webeat the clock and I hopped out of bed in triumph. My Robert also gotout of bed much quicker than before. He had also done a far. It surprised no one when one day a second, identical robot showed up. The people around him thought it was just part of his erratic personality. The psych guys in the military wrote the robots off as Campbell acting out and pining away for his old robot lover. They thought the duplicate bot was simply another machine that existed solely to give him pleasure.But now both were much, much more than that.This latest upgrade enhanced not only her body, but her positronic net. She was not anywhere. I lay there, on that cold floor, trying to remember how I got there, when a door opened, and letting light into the room. I was in a metal shed with a concrete floor, filled with a wide array of dressers. I could not see who opened the door, as it was behind me, until she walked in front of me. She was completely naked, with the biggest boobs I had ever seen. She walked over to me, and dragged me over to a mattress that was in the middle of the room. Wordlessly she positioned herself over me in. Bernie remembered meeting her and her husband at a Christmas party. She guessed it must have been going on for some time.----Death fucks up everything. Bernie would never have to tell her husband about why she got fired, but she would have to explain it all to Tina, and everybody else would find out anyway. Now she was a widow and would have to deal with all the shit widows have to deal with: funeral homes, burials, death certificates, insurance. And the embarrassment.Bernie decided that there.