The boiled lobster is tender and melts in our mouths, as do the meaty scallops, the tender shrimp and the steamed mussels. The calamari is a little ch...wy, but it always is, and we both gnaw away happily, content to be in this tropical warmth, by the lulling sound of the gentle ocean surf, enjoying an escape from our respective realities. Darcy’s foot travels up my calf by now, when she sees the waiter is far away, and I realize that my always amorous compatriot is getting frisky yet again. I am. He grinned in return, pleasure and anticipation obvious in his mannerism. “Yes Mother, I will make you proud” he said at last, a wistful look in his eyes. “Go rest my son, tomorrow is the most important day in your life” Maleficent said and dismissed him, as her attention retuned to the silent slave on her left, and she picked up a rose from the side table, using it as a whip she slashed it viciously across her breasts, once, twice….a third time, watching tears dropping from the pretty little. Then I set off downstairs. Reaching the main hall, I saw the guests arriving in the best clothes they had — the men in their kilts with sharp pleats, the women in simple flowing dresses. Along one wall of the main hall a table stretched nearly 30 feet. On the table was all manner of local food and drink. There was the ubiquitous haggis, seafood, stovies and bannocks, cheeses, ales and of course whiskey. As my father’s only child, I had been fortunate to inherit the entire estate. My father. Kelly is a cruel uncaring opportunist and she treated men as poorly as she treated me. Still just the way she pushes her hair out of her face, or the way she laughs through her nose is enough to make me swoon.Her face is also perfect, she’s got long blonde hair, piercing blue eye, a small button nose, and luscious pink lips. Her body is also amazing, tan skin, melon sized D-cups, a skinny waist, and a round but not too big bottom down to long slender legs. She stands at 6’1 so she towers over.