Jean KerrI’ve been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. Zsa Zsa GaborYou know you’re a redneck if your ho...e has wheels and your car doesn’t. Jeff FoxworthyWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince PhilipA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Emo Philips.Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. Harrison FordThe best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a. And they just see you as a fuck toy, for themselves and sometimes even their friends.’ ‘You get to where you just want someone to hold you and kiss you, be gentle and loving. And to knowwhat you go through ever night. That’s how Teena is, see. When I’m at the club and some asswipe is calling me bitch or kewpie doll or maybe copping a feel, I just think that later on, back here, Teena will take me in her arms and kiss me and tell me everything’s okay. And I’ll do the same for her.’ ‘Then she’ll. Couple: “I would want you to massage her with some hot oil and you may also have to use some sex toys while you are with her.Me: “That would be so HOT. Massaging is my part time hobby and I do not have any sex toys, I’m sorry”Couple: “Don’t worry about the toys, we have loads of them. Haha, have to go. See you soon.We texted each other for 2-3 days, shared contact details and decided to meet in their apartment. I enter their place and the house is full of mess. I have a small talk with the guy.. Animal rights activists. Environmentalists. They’re all the same to me. Though they all claim to be different from one another, they use the same tools to get what they want. Manipulation. Deception. Blackmail. Extortion. Intimidation. False accusations. Brute force. Treachery. And the list goes on. Here I am, twenty three years old. Over six feet tall, handsome and healthy. College-educated. Smart. Seemingly friendly. Yet all I see is darkness. I can’t stand this world. I’ve gone out to try to.