I decided to do the same and opened it up to suggestions for hitting 5,000 followers. Many good ideas came through, but one really caught my attention... It was from one of my first followers. "I'd like to see you fuck yourself with a cucumber and then serve it for dinner." For some reason that idea really appealed to me so I posted it and waited. My blog hit the magic number late on a Thursday afternoon. The next morning I headed to the grocery store. I picked a cucumber that was about eight. U.B. had a movie theatre and the movies were free to students just by showing our student Ids. I asked Kris to see a movie with me one afternoon instead of our usual walk and she accepted. We sat in the back in one corner, not wanting anyone we knew to see us.The movie was filled with action and suspense. I was acutely aware that our shoulders were touching almost all the time, although she kept her hands folded in her lap. After a long internal debate and with my heart in my throat, I lifted. Meri choot laal ho gayi thi.Thoda sa dard bhi ho raha tha,par maja badh raha tha aur dard kam ho raha tha.Meri ungli kaa 1/4 hissa hi andar tha. Meri ungliya gilli ho rahi thi isliye maine unhe sokhne se accha choosne ka faisla kiya.Meri choot se urine jaise kuch paani dheere-se nikal raha tha. Taste main woh ajeeb tha par mujhe woh pasand aa raha tha.Phir maine vapas meri ungli ko choot main daala.1/4 hi daala,pehle ki tarah,par iss baar usse laude ke jaise dheere dheere andar bahar karna. "I'm glad and flattered that you appreciate my greatest joke! A DivineJoke on an unappreciative world."The new Batgirl went around and gazed into the mirror with satisfaction."Beauty and the beast!" the new girl said gleefully with satisfaction."I've always loved fairy tales, didn't you?" she said in her lovely,educated voice.Barbara couldn't help but laugh at this. The madness of the situationgrew like a poisonous plant in her new body and brain."Now what? Are you going to kill me? To cover up.