" You, uh, need any help?" asked Brodie.She wiggled her nose at him. "Tush, tush, Brodie. Stay out of my kitchen." Yes, ma'am." He swung back around t... me and mouthed "OH MY GOD" as best he could while his wife checked her cellphone. "Terribly sorry to put you at this inconvenience," said Melvin. "Mr. Thompson had quite a night planned but Brodie was insistent that we-"Brodie had just about drained his glass of wine already when he pulled it from his lips. "Aw, put a sock in it, Mel. I wanted. . at the lawyer ... the sound of large V-8's was heard and the innumerable squealing of many tires ... and not a few collisions. The pair stood before the Judge and said, "Marry us ... right now."Sultry said, "I do."Jack said, "Me too."The outside door was no hinderance nor was the lack of lighting to the many thundering hooves of Federal Cattle.The office door flung open and the Judge said, "I pronounce you man and wife, Gentlemen! A little decorum ... Please. This is a solemn moment in the. A chav and an oink ... but she wasn't going to have friends or acquaintances of that ilk. She knew I would accept your invitation, and would insist she attend the wedding."Sadie Butcher got out of her armchair and came and kissed me decorously on the cheek. "Ever since Barry and I got married I've harboured a feeling of animosity towards you, David. I thought you had moved so far from your roots you now looked down on Barry because of the line of business he was in at the time; a legitimate, if. Oh fuck, it felt so good. Ross rested his perspiring body on mine. I held him to me as his wetness saturated my snatch, ran into the cleft of my backside. Eventually we broke apart to lie side by side on the bed. I then became aware of Colin, temporarily forgotten, standing there with fresh cold drinks for all of us. It had been thirsty work. But now it was pleasant to have a friendly well built younger man on either side of me. We chatted until the drinks were gone.Thoughts of a departure and.