"C'mon, that's the party of the semestre." My Mom drove all the way up here. And I'm sure Gwen will understand." Hey, bring your Mom. Give her the ful... college life experience," Ben suggested."That's ridiculous, man. Why would she want to spend a night in a frat house full of drunk college kids?" Actually, that sounded kind of appealing."You're Mom seems like she knows how to rock." I felt Ben checking me out again and wondered if Dean could tell."Excuse me, you two don't have to talk about me. She is very good to look at and exercises regularly but our sex life had been pretty dull for some time. Not often and not good. I was losing my ability to satisfy my wife. Years ago we had tried things to make sex more interesting, she would dress up sexy, tied each other to bed used toys etc but recently we had not been active in these areas. I had always had a fantasy of a threesome but she didn't want to try. She had an erotic massage once but other than her being in a see through negligé. I didn't enjoy being a transitioningman, and I didn't want to revisit that circumstance.So I did what I could. I started listening to meditation tapes in themorning. I learned how to breathe with my diaphragm to calm me down whena dish got dropped or I got stiffed on a tip.I bought a small television set and began to accumulate the culturalknowledge of the day. I went to the library and checked out books andstarted reading them too. John Grisham and Tom Clancy weren't ErnestHemingway or. I got a fried pie and a coke and Uschi did the same. Heidi and Elke told her she was lucky to work for Leta but they were not so sure about me. Linda gave me a kiss and said that she liked me just fine. When we got home, Leta and Clawdy took Uschi and got her paperwork done, then Clawdy took her to see Ireni and Joci. Uschi looked damned fine in a bikini and got my approval. The next day Lena, Raine, and Brende along with the Germans came in almost too late to eat. Brende spotted Uschi and.