She asked if I was ready for her to take all of me? I managed to squeak out a yes, and without hesitation, she rests her lips lightly around me, and s...nk me to the back of her throat. I could feel her nose tickling my tummy as she sucked on me. I played with her hair as she bobbed up and down. Lacing my fingers in her hair, I held her head still and raised my hips to her. She seemed to like this because when I stopped, she asked for more. So, I was eager to complied. When my hips couldn’t. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit".2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.The Stuttering CatA teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat. At 8 on the dot I was jogging round a local park (several miles from her house, so as not to bump into anyone she knew) when I saw her jogging towards me... OMG skype really hadn't done her justice, 5' 6" in her trainer's, short red hair (long enough to get a hold of) and the body of a woman 40 years younger (she's 68 to my 34). She stopped by a bench and I ran up and stopped for a breather and a stretch. After some pleasentries she told me how horny she was and didn't like to be out after dark. “Come over here by the chair,” I said, pulling her with me. I sat down in the chair. “Lay over my lap.” I pulled her down so that her stomach was flat against my growing hard on with her butt pointed in the air. From this position I had perfect leverage to hold her down. I lifted up the back side of the short skirt and pulled it up, completely baring her ass cheeks. “Let’s count the errors, shall we? One: not finishing your work properly.” With that, I brought my hand down firmly on her right.