> Schwartz had the largest private part> he had ever seen!> "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician> commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated> wit... such an impressive private part.> It must be saved for posterity."> So, he removed it,> stuffed it into his briefcase,> and took it home> "I have something to show> you won't believe," he said to his wife,> opening his briefcase.> "My God!" the wife exclaimed,> "Schwartz is dead!">>> The 4th Affair>> A woman was in bed with her lover> when she. It bothered me but I kept trying to do my best. I was going to fight for my husband.On one night I decided to make him spaghetti and Texas Toast. He loved my homemade sauce. It was 4:30 pm and I had just put the toast in the over when the phone rang. It was Steve."Mary, I won't be home for a couple of hours. A few of us have to stay over and get some work done." I made your favorite spaghetti with the garlic bread." I replied."I'm sorry but I have to stay for awhile. I'll eat it when I get. Par Manju ne aisa munh banayajaise kuch hua hi nahin ..meri Bibi ko jarabhi shak nahin hua … yani mujhe greensignal mil gaya Manju se .. meri himmatbadh gayi . Ab main use roz hi maukamilte flying kiss karta aur wohbhi jawab de deti .. ekdin jab meri wife kitchen mein theeManju bed room mei jhadoo laga raheethee .. main subeh 8 baje hi apne jobpar nikalta tha ,,main naha karbathroom se nikala tha ,, towel lapete tha,,maine kaha ” Manju idhar dekh,,’ jhadoo karte karte hi peeche mudi maine. "Chrissy shivered with excitement."Oh, cool! Are you going to do it, Rena?"Rena looked at Chrissy, then over at me."Twenty bucks if I don't come?" Or twenty for me when you do," I said confidently.She pursed those luscious lips."What if you say I did, and I don't agree?"I looked over at Chrissy and smiled."Chrissy will be there. She decides."Chrissy's eyes got even bigger, and she looked over at Rena."I'd do it," she told Rena excitedly. "I want to see."Rena sat back and looked at me. I'm.