The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." I thought so," the doctor said, "Your finger is ...roken."KNITTINGA highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" NO!" the blonde yelled. She had taken a knife from one of them and slit the throat of a fourth man as I watched.I glanced at the other students. The teacher was lying unconscious on the ground with a trickle of blood across his forehead. Two attackers were beating the boy who had initially been punched. A third boy lay immobile on the ground. The fourth had gotten a gun somehow and was attempting valiantly to defend the blonde girl from the remaining three; she clung to the boy's back, sobbing.I looked back at the. Do you have email?" I did at the Uni. Don't even have a PC now," said Martha."I'll get Mr. Hollister to add accounts for you here. They'll be 'martha' and 'alice' — OK?" Once they're working, write me. He's got our addresses. We've got friends. All over. We'll get Jacky started at the TAFE in Roma and then look out for you two. OK. ritual sacrifice in a few minutes." The girls giggled. We went back into the sitting room.While Weena disappeared with Alice and Martha, I chatted with Jacky, mum. There was a big wet stain on the towel I had spread over my chair and I was completely nude except for my usual long T-shirt, which was pulled up, around my middle. I heard a noise in the living room, reluctantly told my online lover that I would be right back and went to see what was happening.It was Lisa my roommate. She was obviously a little tipsy and had a tall handsome stranger in tow that was in a lot worse condition. A 33 Lisa was 10 years my junior and quite a bit different in.