A scenic tidal river was only about half a mile away from the house. I finished off my drink and cleared away the tools whilst Bev went back inside th... house. Her mum thanked me for my efforts and offered me more work on the following day. She told me she would pay me at the end of the week and I agreed. I was not really after money, just a chance to spend time with Bev was payment enough for me. I slipped my top back on and was now wearing a tee shirt and shorts but no underwear. Bev came out. Gilligan looked at the Professor, puzzled like the others. Shrugging, he reached up with both hands and plucked his white sailor's cap from his head.Mary Ann, Ginger, the Skipper, and the Howells gasped. Hair spilled out from his cap, falling into Gilligan's eyes. And the hair was red. The same exact shade of red as Ginger's hair."Gilligan!" the Skipper exclaimed, surprised.Gilligan saw the cascades of red hair, and tried to pull the locks from his eyes. "What happened to my hair? . I noted that our ships that had remained farther offshore were now gone. I assumed they were sending their infantry ashore south of the battlefield.I motioned to my trumpeters and had them sound the “cease fire”. The only ones actually fighting at that moment were the catapults. Everyone else was waiting, wondering if the Seleucid troops would reach our lines or if they, too, would succumb to or flee from the devastating attacks from our catapults.It took several minutes before the right half. .. he's an asshole and I'm better off without him, so good fucking riddance, I guess. I just wish that bastard had let me take his dick with me. Oh, except it's probably diseased after he fucked every American skank in Europe with it. Argh, I can't stand this! I might have to go rub one out right now."Ever direct, Lena said, "I don't think that would be okay." Francine looked suddenly chastened. "I'm sorry. That was really inappropriate."Lena's voice softened. "Because you should let us.