This is The Netherlands. That is why I am here.’ He rummaged through my underpants. Shame they were clean. ‘And what’s this?’ He held up a bot...le of almond shampoo. It said so right on the label. ‘Christ if I know. It looks like a bottle of shampoo. Could be anything. Absolutely anything.’ He opened it and sniffed. When he smelled almond shampoo, he looked disappointed. ‘Okay, you can go,’ he sighed. You know what pisses these bastards off? If you then take a looooooong time to pack your bag.. .. and... and glistening wetly! Had the African been sucking on her sister's breasts?Her hands rose and cupped her own pert apple sized breasts as she imagined what it would feel like if they were sucked. But her thoughts were distracted by the sight of Ngorro holding her sister's legs wide apart while his head bobbed and moved over her sister's open loins! One of her hands dropped between her own legs at the thought of being licked 'down there' sent her feverish imagination going.She looked at. ”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please,”. From reading the next paragraph I got the gist that the meeting or discussion was very one sided and wasn’t what Fiona had hoped for.‘Steve was scowling at me from behind the desk and I felt uneasy and began to wonder whether ringing him had been a good idea’“Now you listen to me Fiona; whilst I have hundreds of images of you acting like a fucking whore you will continue to do as your fucking told do you understand”‘ I replied yes as I always did to him know, from pissing him off I’d already.