" Leslie, are you telling me what I think you are?" Yep, our dear old dad is a stripper. But not just any stripper. Apparently, he is the hottest stri...per around. "Robert dropped his head again. I probably should not have dropped it all on the poor boy like that but I was trying to take some of the heat off me."You saw Mom and Aunt Gina making out?" No, I saw them fucking. This was way passed making out. They had some kind of dildo thing in both their cunts and they were fucking." Wow, that's. My plans went down in flames. She looked at me with those piercing green eyes and a small smile and I just flat lost my voice and my train of thought. I couldn’t think of anything to say, I was amazed because I had never been at a loss for words in my entire life. Before I could recover she got her drink order, smiled at me again, and went back to a table with several other people. I ordered another double Jack Daniels as an excuse to stand at the bar and stare at her. There were four young. The door to the office slams harder than I mean it to behind me and her eyes shoot to mine, silently questioning what’s wrong. I grumble ‘sorry’ as I move to my desk along the opposite wall from hers. I plop into my chair and grab for the large iced tea she gets me every day just as I hear Jack say, ‘Hey, Lys, how ’bout catching a movie with me tonight?’ Everything inside me seems to pause, anxious to hear her answer. Though I feign enormous interest in unwrapping my spicy chicken sandwich, out. I’ve noticed that when we’ve been out you been kind of restless and ogling the guys more than you used to. How’s your sex life?”“It’s not for shit anymore. We used to go at it pretty good but there just doesn’t seem to be a lot of spark from either one of us. I don’t know what to do about it.”Melba turned towards her friend, “Well, you’re talking to the right person. You know that even though I’m five years older than you are my sex life is fucking great! Let’s see what we can do to get years.