Maybe he was getting just as excited as I was. I gave her some more $$$$....Charlene was just in her heels, fishnets, garters, thong and large bra. I ...miled when she turned around I could see just how hot her ass was. I smiled when she sat on my lap. I could feel the heat from her pussy just under her black thong. She rubbed her breast some more. I looked down over her shoulder. Her large cleavage was being rubbed by her small hands. She bite her right index finger again making soft moans on. ”I left her for a few minutes and rummaged through her drawer. I took my time as I looked closely at her knickers; their styles and colours. They were all sexy, so inviting and yet so individual. I have always wondered what goes through a woman’s mind when she’s buying panties. At the back of the drawer I found two vibrators, a magic wand and a long, red flexible one. I held both to my nose and enjoyed her musky scent; I plugged in the wand and switched it on. It was working. So was the. I was sure I could see a stream winding its way from the foot of this hill I was on down to that area. I looked away to the Southwest and even with the binoculars I couldn't see the foot of the loch. That made my mind up. It would be worth it to at least have a closer look at whether I could cross the loch rather than walk round it. I swept the binos across the top of this An Suidhe and it looked as if I could walk round the summit easily enough to try to find the source of the stream.. On the way down the hill I ran into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: “Do you have something to stop this coffin?”A bit of British Humor... I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was.