." Des started. I was happy that we'd gone over this."I didn't. It was VERY dark, outside that after-hours club on East Fourteenth," Crystal lied. "Th...re were a bunch of people in that alley doing stuff they shouldn't have been and I wandered in because I was nosy. Keith had picked up a girl in the club and just discovered that she only wanted him to get her some coke and he was pissed and he thought I was there for the same thing..." I was stinking drunk and pissed off at women in general and. “Which bottle of wine is that then?” I replied, trying to be nonchalant. She gets up, and walks towards me, eyes firmly fixed on my face. She brushes against me as she passes and I feel a shiver up my spine. “This one.” She opens my drawer and gasps, I immediately know what’s up and close my eyes, hoping for a different scene when I open them again. "Jesus, Lee, who’s been a dirty boy?” I open my eyes and my worst fears are confirmed in all their glory. Jess is holding up a copy, my copy of. Instead of using my foot rest, my feet were propped up on the back of Cathy, who was naked and on all fours with her pregnant belly hanging down below her. She was not moving. Mary was naked and kneeling at my left, Andy at my right. Mary’s belly was bloated in pregnancy, probably nine months. Andy was pregnant, too, although less far along.They all had heavy collars around their necks. The collars were at least an inch thick and wide enough to hold their head in a fixed position, like a. If I told you I didn't get lost ... would you believe me?I wouldn't either.Somewhere in the way out of the way nobody told me.Heard that before?Yeah ... me too.'Nobody told me I shouldn't shave the kitten.'What nobody told me This time was that Tikkala really shouldn't be on the map. That was number one.Number two that nobody told me was that the 607/Ronsuntaipaeentie junction wasn't IN Tikkala. No. 607/Ronsuntaipaeentie is about a hundred yards EAST of where I thought it would be.You know ....