"Brooke hooked Jeremy's arm and grinned at a frowning Melanie. "Jeremy here was a true knight in shining armor this week, Mel. He found out that Joyce...did not really want to have sex outside of her marriage and helped her to fool Peggy into believing that she was a team player; all for the success of the mission." She grinned and squeezed Jeremy's arm as Melanie now nodded in understanding. "Do you think that we--that is, you and I--could help this poor guy with relieving a week-long case of. “No, not quite true. That time in the hotel you kissed the back of each other’s hands, none of us were fucking. But yes, we were trying to give both of you orgasms. It was very intimate, but that was about it. And we pretty much kept it at that level ever since.“But think, what changed this weekend?”“Peggy and Mandy.”“Exactly. Hold on a second.” I had her scoot down and I pulled 2 pillows off of the couch and laid them on the floor. I then had her lie down on her side, and I did the same thing. SO THERE!!I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names.So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.Lotto WinnerAt breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto?”“I’d take half and leave you,” she says.“Great,” he says.“Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch”.“Private Lessons” {Proceed at your own risk.}A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want. I looked back to see Ellen's husband questioning her on what I had said. I have no idea how she responded.When it was time for me to leave for the service, Marie and Julie drove me to the airport. I hugged and kissed Marie and then Julie. "Are you two going to write to me?"It actually hurt me to say that to Julie. She reached over and kissed me on the lips. "I'll write you every chance I get. You take care of yourself and return to us, won't you?" asked Julie.I was somewhat saddened as I got on.