We walked down to the parking lot of the mall towards her car. She had a shiny blue BMW car with tinted windows. I was very happy about seeing the car...because it had been so long that I sat in one. I had last sat in my car in Saudi and I was missing it damn badly.I asked her whether I can drive the car. Suddenly she told me I will ride you first then you can drive my car. I was shocked listening to her reply. At first, I didn’t understand. Then later on slowly she started making a move. She. " Guessed the wrong size, did you? What size is he?" I don't know. I suppose I need to try some on." Wait a minute, these were for *you*?"Colin nodded. "Yeah, but they're too small in the hips and too big in thewaist."The girl glanced at the sizes then at Colin's butt and made a "pfft"sound. "Ya think?" She smiled companionably, taking the sting out of thewisecrack. "Come on, Hon, let's get you fixed up. Are you married to the501 style?" It's what I've always worn." Uh huh. I'll grab some 501's. Also, I have decided to give work to that filthy beggar girl. One has one's duty to the less fortunate, does one not, to give them a helping hand?"There was a murmur of approval from the assembled ladies."I hope you have got her out of those stinking rags and given her a good clean down" offered Miss Parradine, the Chief Librarian and County Archivist."Oh, yes! Those revolting stinking clothes have been burnt and I got Fitch to hose her down. She spent the night sleeping on the lawn. I. "Well, you're almost all hairless. We should just finish the job andshave your legs and arms," Danielle said as she looked at my mostlyhairless body."No, no. I am ok with this, but I am not going to let you shave my legsand arms. That is just not gonna happen," I protested."Honestly, sweetie. What's the big deal? Everything else is hairless, solet's just do the last bit and be done with it. We'll put some Nair onyour arms and shave your legs, and then you'll just look good enough toeat,".