" But Art will get to see all of you if you're naked!" Mom, we went swimming yesterday in the lake and all I had on was a pair of white cotton panties..." Well, that was better than being naked." Think about it, Mom: What happens when white cotton gets wet?" Oh shit!"I thought to myself that Kim's little show at the lake was deliberate after all.Grace then stood up and stripped off her suit and settled back down in the warm water. A very naked Kim jumped in and plopped down on my lap. Grace. He eased closer to get a better look at her bedfellow, but tripped over a shoe and knocked over a chair.The young man leapt up. Within seconds Darren found his face against the carpet, his arms in a lock and a knee between his shoulder blades. “Steph!” the man yelled. “Steph! Call the cops. We have an intruder!”“Let go of me, you moron,” Darren shouted, “this is MY house!”The lamp went on. “Steph -- is this guy really your husband?”“Yes, he is -- unfortunately.”Darren was freed from his grip.. Perhaps the single greatest development in the last forty years that hasenabled crossdressers to pursue their varied levels of gender fluidity isthe internet. Internet shopping is a boon for crossdressing and beats theheck out of facing inquisitive store clerks as you try to buy woman'sclothing in department stores. One time I recall simply going to theregister at a department store many years ago with a dress in my handsonly to have the clerk ask me if I wanted to try it on before buying. O’Dell!” The doctor raised his voice to get her attention.“Mrs. O’Dell you have had your jaw wired shut for a long time. The muscles are weak. Now please calm down and take a few minutes. Take a deep breath and open your mouth, just a little.”Erins lower jaw move a small amount.“Good, now close and relax. Now open again. Good. Close and relax. Open again.”Each time the doctor asked Erin to open her mouth the opening was larger. That is the good news. The bad news, at best Erin could fit a.