" I blushed. "It wasn't too bad, except I got covered with grass clippings and they kind of itched. And I think Dee put out the word to every girl bet...een the ages of ten and fourteen, judging by the audience I had!"Beth mumbled something."What?"She looked up at me wryly - she's about a half a foot shorter than me. "I said I wish she'd let me know." Oh! Well, here I am," I pointed out, spreading my arms wide just as a car went by, the guy at the wheel looking surprised."Yeah," Beth agreed. Why?" Just a hunch. I'll call Mel, you call Rudy. If I'm right, they'll be just as confused as we are. Why don't we plan on having lunch at the studio today and see if we can figure out what's going on?" All right, that sounds like a plan. If you're right, call me back and let me know. Ciao!"Alex hung up, and I winced. That last word had sounded just a little TOO feminine, considering the source. Still, Alex had said that since the eleventh grade, so I dropped it. I dialed Mel's number. Another illusion bit the dust. But I held my ground. I said, "So have I."She gave a muted laugh, and blushed and laughed again with her face hidden between her hands, and she looked up at the park, grinning again. She repeated, surprised, "Three?" Yes." Oh god," she grinned wider, her face toward the sky. She said, "Three." She looked down, and she still blushed, and she said, "But they were nothing, nothing, nothing like you. They didn't tempt the way you do, and then move away. They were. ”I looked a bit puzzled and shocked but managed to urge a stupid smile on my face, and just nodded head:“All right, what does this mean?”“My husband has been cheating on me for some time now, I can’t prove it but I can feel it, and I want to return a hundredfold to him for it, Albert I want you to fuck me like you do Deborah and put it on camera!”I looked at her for a second and with I hesitation I said:“Can we start now?”She got up, took me by my hand and led me upstairs. Before entering her.