"Yeah, I know," Mommy giggled. "Officer Ray's so funny. He says he's going to strip search me by the side of the road every time he catches me driving...from now on." So, what are you going to do?" Drive more, I guess," Mommy grinned. "And start wearing more than white hose, heels and a tennis skirt so he'll have something to strip." My mother the clothes horse." Good morning, crampers," Christi breezed into the room. A large glob of fresh semen was slowing sliding down both sides of her slightly. I watched her cover her mouth in fear, but James merely shook his head and smiled more. "Don't worry, I still have no idea what the surprise is other than that you want to make changes to the multi-use room for it," James told Janice. "And I'm working hard at not finding out. I get a feeling I'll like the surprise."Janice just stood there blushing for the next fifteen minutes as James ordered a quick breakfast, ate and then left the room as quietly as he arrived. Once he was out the front door. Add one large palm plant and some standard desk accoutrements, including my large autographed photo of Bill Nye, and my office was starting to feel like home. I had office hours for 30 minutes after classes concluded on M/Tu/W, and then for a 1 hour after class on Thursday, and was eager to get into the routine.My first two weeks of teaching were exactly as I expected them: Boring. I had multiple first year students that had a hard time making it to the early classes and would often come in. " So ... why is that?" " I don't know. I just never met the right man." I poured us another drink. " What constitutes the right man?" " I don't know ... someone tall and strong and sensitive I guess." " There's no such thing," I said, unbuttoning one of her buttons. Amber is standing beside me so it wasn't easy to look at me directly. She turns slightly and said, " I've never been with anyone over 25 so while you might not want to hear this, I feel um...uncomfortable?"She didn't really want me.