The sight that greets me takes my breath away in an instant. You look stunning in a black dress that clings to your beautifully sculptured frame as if...it were a second skin. The black high heels you are wearing accentuate your toned legs even further. The woman now standing before me is a picture of utter perfection. “Well what do you think, like it?” you smile back at me; there’s a wicked glint in your eyes. “Stunning,” I manage to stammer in reply. As you walk into the room and head. Go get your stuff together."It took them about 20 minutes. Then each one made sure to give me the best kiss they knew how to give. Then they were off.I had a pretty good Idea what I was going to do.I bet you do, too.Ok, to be clear, I am a Man.I'm even a Stupid Man at times. Witness the whole letting Laura back into my life thing, though the jury is still out on it.One thing I am not, is a Crazy Man.With that in mind, you will understand why I called Lucille."Hello, Sir. You got lucky and. " Then I'll take her to Big Girl for hamburgers." Hide laughs at your remark "I'm being serious, Hide. Quit laughing." I know. That makes it even funnier. You can't take her to a place called Big Girl." he says"Since when are you the expert? Fine, and where would you take a date?" you ask"That's easy. I'd pay attention to what the girl's into, and then pick a place I think she'd enjoy." he tells you"Such as?" you ask"Uh... You know. Girly places." he says"You don't even have a clue, do you?". Like an idiot the words ‘I’m sorry but maybe that’s a good idea, shall I call you a taxi?” Shot out of my mouth. ‘You fucking shit. You total fucking shit, fuck you’ Erupted from her in true drama queen style. Ashley hurriedly got her clothes together went into the front room, got dressed and left, slamming the door as she went. Again I looked at my watch it said 10.23 pm and 5 seconds. I lay there for a while thinking what I could do, in a moment of great wisdom, I picked up my mobile phone.