Enough said. In my depression, after watching endless romantic films and eating my weight in ice cream, I had the insane idea that internet dating sit...s would be the answer. I set up my account, enclosing cute pictures of my slim 5'6 frame, making sure to hint at my ample DD breasts and my long brown hair. My pretty features helped gain a lot of male interest, but at 24 I was put off by most balding middle aged applicants. A few weeks later and I still hadn't noticed anyone special. Until. Pattie giggled until tears ran down her cheeks. "I bet Eric's got nothing to hide either." She clamped her hands excitedly. "You're both horny," she said. "Why not compare cocks?"Eric smiled shyly. "I can tell you now, mine's nowhere as big as John's."John opened his mouth to speak, but Pattie put her hand on his arm. "No, let me," she whispered. She turned to Eric and took his hand in hers. "It's not the size, Eric," she said. "It's what you do with what you've got."Eric laced his fingers. Little did I know, she and Melly were passionately kissing and had forgotten about me. I had to slap her ass a couple of times before she finally lifted, and I gasped for breath.“Damn, Cons,” said Sue. “Don’t smother him before we’ve all had a turn.” All the girls giggle.“Sorry, babe,” apologized Connie. “I didn’t mean to suffocate you.”“Well, if you ever decide to get rid of me, I recommend that method. At least I’ll die with a smile on my face,” I retorted. The girls all laughed.“Alright,. Shirley finally asked, “What did you do to Ed?”“Pardon?”“What did you do to Ed?”“Nothing. Why?”Shirley dropped the rag she was using and leaned against the bar. Her crossed arms forced her breasts up and together. She said, “I’ve known Ed my whole life. He’s a bully. He always has been. Until the day after you and he had your little altercation in here, I would have said that he always would be a bully.”“I don’t get your point.”“He’s not acting like Ed any more. You know that night after you.