He said how was the water? We saw you from up on the hill. My girlfriend looked at me and gave me the I wonder if they saw us look.His girl said I hop... you won’t mind .I said no problem we will be getting dressed and going shortly.They said don’t worry – oh and by the way what was it like in the water – we saw that too and now my girlfriend wants to have ago like that too. It looked good from where were.My girl said – from my point of view it was great.His girl said we know that – we. And had the idea the movie would be a fake thing..Just let her win, smile and go home..So we went to a hotel room, a man was installating ligt and recording stuff, seemed professional to me..She said "I am going to change my clothes, you can undress yourself, but keep your boxershirt on..So I did...When she returned from bathroom, she looked very sexy, but wow..what a muscles !!!Still no problem, she still is small, I thought..We moved both to the 2 persons bed, and we sitted down in front of. I had murder in my eyes. I went into my garage and began looking for something... anything... with which to send 'Ralph' to whatever afterlife it is that dead plants go so he could meet the proverbial 'Burning Bush' personally. Five minutes later, I came back carrying a trash-bag containing everything that was even remotely toxic in my garage; and then, one at a time, I maliciously emptied the contents of every container in the bag onto 'Ralph'. The last thing I remember pouring on him was. Don't stop! Harder! Yes, like that! Keep going!"Stepping into your quarters, you look over to your roommate's bunk and see him furiously pounding away with his dick at some bossy redhead with a crazed look in her eyes."Hey guys, don't mind me," you say casually as you toss your uniform on the floor."What the fuck!" the crazed redhead screams as she shoves your startled roommate off of her and scrambles for her uniform."John, what are you doing here?" your roommate asks."It's my quarters," It's.